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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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  • Anonymousyou look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
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    come closer one second

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    little closer

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    okay close enough

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    i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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    that would be me.

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    do you know what this crown means?

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    it means i look fucking cute

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    and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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    now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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    that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

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